Single 'Till Death
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Yesterday, my bf was stalking me and waiting outside of my house. And told me that he would sneak up on me at night while I'm sleeping. I think I'll be single till death
Sex?, by: helenguan
Today, my boyfriend got wasted, puked in my brand new car and then pissed the bed while I was unwittingly sleeping next to him. I woke up in a puddle of urine and found him sleeping on the couch.....seriously, I think I'll be single till death.
Embarassing, by: No bodily fluids!
Last night, I went out to a club with my boyfriend, his ex, and a few other friends. His ex-girlfriend got drunk and puked all over the club. I spent the night taking care of her, holding her hair while she vomited her brains out, and nursing her back to health. She repaid my good deeds by sleeping with my boyfriend the next day. I guess that's what I get for being nice....I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: nice and stupid
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. I get up to get seconds and my boyfriend candidly states, "Just so you know, I don't date fat girls." Charming, isn't he? I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch, by: ____________
At luch the other day, I was being aimed at with carrots. I turned after the third one in a row hit me and found my crush siting diagonal from me. He noticed me looking and waved. Excited, I played along with the prank. I turned around and smiled every so often. Turns out, it wasn't him but 3 pervs. They tought I was smiling at them and now think I like them. I think I'll be single till death.
Embarassing, by: wow i was stupid
Last week, I saw this bitch hanging out with my girl. So, I went over to talk to him. He turned out to be gay. I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch!, by: I Hit A Gay
Today, I saw my crush dating the biggest Man-Hoe in school. When I asked why she would date a guy like that she said, "Good sex.". I think I'll be single till death.
Miscellanious, by: didshejustsaytht?
Today, my friend said shes dating my ex-boyfriend, who I was just about to try to get back together with. He asked me to "hang out" the other night, I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch!, by: Nana(:
Today, my boyfriend told me to go fuck myself. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: NO
Today, I walked outside to find my car completely keyed up. there was a note with some strange Asian girl I had never seen before on it. Somebody pranked my girlfriend leading her to find her. I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch!, by: thatwasuncalledfor
Today, my girlfriend told me she thought I was ugly. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: sdfjl
Today, I found out my ex doesn't want me back because she wants to be a "good girl", I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch!, by: O Bakhsh
Today, I got a text accidentally sent to me from my girlfriend. It said, "breakin up wit him today. maybi he gotswine flu and died! lol." She wants me to die. I think I'll be single till death.
Miscellanious, by: joejoemama
Today, my crush got the gayist boyfriend, he's mentally disabled. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: wowowowowowowowoowowowow
Lately, I broke up with my boyfriend because I fell for someone.
That someone doesn't like FAT Girls. I'm a uk20(waist size, 34 inches). I think I'll be single till death.
Lately, I broke up with my boyfriend because I fell for someone.
That someone doesn't like FAT Girls. I'm a uk20(waist size, 34 inches). I think I'll be single till death.
That someone doesn't like FAT Girls. I'm a uk20(waist size, 34 inches). I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: afatgirl-c
Yesterday, my girlfriend told me she'd never love me because my penis is small. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: smally
About a month ago, my girlfriend decided she was gonna try to give me a bj for the first time... She threw up all over me... I think I'll be single till death.
Sex, by: Sins of the Flesh
A while ago, I broke up with my boyfriend on Christmas. As he stalked of he fell, split his pants, and revealed that he was commando. I think I'll be single till death.
Embarassing, by: Katrian
Today, my boyfriend left me because I told him that I wanted to spend more time with him. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: $_mUSix girl_$
Last week, I got my girlfriend a goldfish. As I was walking over to hand it to her... I dropped it. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: IMassacredAGoldfish
Today, I woke-up with a hangover, naked, under my bed. Slowly getting up, I found a note that read, "Thnx for sayin' goodbye." My girlfriend broke up with me and I don't know what happened. I think I'll be single till death.
Miscellanious, by: nakedwithahangover
Last night, I went skating with my girlfriend. I fell and broke my leg, trying to get up I pulled her down giving her a concussion. I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch!, by: cripple#1
Today, my girlfriend told me that I was just like the guys from the "Jizz In My Pants" video from youtube. I think I'll be single till death.
Embarassing, by: IthinkIhatemylife
Today, my boyfriend sent me a "Don't get better card." I have the h1n1. I think I'll be single till death.
Miscellanious, by: H1N1 Victim
Last week, I started noticing my boyfriend trying to work his way away from me. Attempting to reverse this, I did him. After he just said,"that was kinda nice... I'm leavin' you. See ya round." I think I'll be single till death.
Miscellanious, by: fmylifetohell4231
Yesterday at five on the dot, I caught my girlfriend smoking with my little brother. I think I'll be single till death. Note from Single 'Till Death: (Actually translated from spanish..WTF.)
Cold Hard Truth, by: mario123 (who submited in Spanish?)
Early this morning, I was curling my hair and burned a line down my face. My boyfriend told me, infront of the class he liked it better like this. I think I'll be single till death.
Embarassing, by: S-O-B#Dos
Yesterday, I was on the recieving end of some sexually innapropriate texts and today, my boyfriend told me he switched to AT&T and got a new number, the same number who was texting me. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: G2H=gotohell
Today, I sat next to my crush, there was one boy sitting behind me. I saw my boyfriend reach for him in my peripheral sight... Then all I heard was "get out of my pants!". My boyfriend is a gay rapist. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: ipray
Today, my boyfriend went trans. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: Single 'Till Death's Sharp Eye
Yesterday, was my girlfriends b-day party. I wasnt invited. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: seriously?areukidding?
Yesterday, my girlfriend was throwing stuff at me because I touched her butt... She broke my nose. I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch!, by: Hot-Damn!
About a month ago, I was riding my girlfriend on my bikes handlebars to our first date. I rounded a turn kind of funny and she fell off, I ran over her. I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch!, by: cornycake23
Yesterday, it was smoking hot in my room so the full length window was open. I leaned in to kiss her and she fell out the window. I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch! by: AH.......BAM!
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a complete lunatic. She asked me for children and then pushed me down... Enough said. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: H-O-L-Y jesus
Today, my boyfriend barfed in my mouth. I think I'll be single till death.
Miscellanious, by: Dreamer
Yesterday, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to mess with me while I was sleeping. She rubbed a suspicious liquid all over my face... Of which I am allergic to. I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch!, by: whatthehelldidyouputonmyface?
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is prego... We didn't have sex. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: soontobetooyoungefather
Yesterday, I found a diary in my boyfriend's room about his inappropriate dreams of me. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: F*ckMyLifeTo
Yesterday, I was at baseball practice so my girlfriend helped my little sister on her homework and studying... She failed. I think I'll be single till death.
Miscellanious, by: Mygirlfriendissmart
Today, I tried to kiss my girlfriend in chemistry class. She poured a chemical onto my penis. I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch!, by: burned
Yesterday, I was walking my dog with my girlfriend... He pulled down her skirt on the side of the road. I think I'll be single till death.
Embarassing, by: goodboy?
Today, my ex-girlfriend grabbed my butt aroung my new girlfriend...She broke up with me. I think I'll be single till death.
Miscellanious, by: f-theworld
Yesterday, I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. After it, she started crying saying, ''It was so bad!''. I think I'll be single till death.
Sex, by: WoW
Today, I bought my, (younger than me) girlfriend alcohol... She was just on a school newspaper run writing a story about how easy it is to get alcohol. I think I'll be single till death.
Embarassing, by: ScrewScrewScrewmylife
Today, my girlfriend asked me to smoke pot. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: I'mdatingapothead23
Today, I was trying to impress a girl I like, I was leaning up against her car before she got there. When I got up I realized I left and indintation on the metal... Not only does she hate me, I'm fat. I think I'll be single till death.
Embarassing, by: Fatty^mc.loser
The other day, I got in a huge fight and broke up with my girlfriend because she cheated on me. Out of my two girlfriends ever, both have cheated on me and one became a lesbian. I think I'll be single till death.
Ouch! by: thirdtimesthecharm?
Today, my girlfriend refused to invite me to her family get-together because she said she'd be embarassed. I think I'll be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: GAHHHMYLIFE
Yesterday, I had a little to much to drink. I went over to my boyfriend's house and he wasn't there. His little sister let me in and I taught her how to smoke crack. When the parent came in they yelled a lot, my defense? "She didn't do any"... I think I'll be single till death.
Miscellanious, by: didthatreallyhappen?
One day, I got my boyfriend a cell phone and right when he got it he broke it. Ill be single till death.
Cold Hard Truth, by: a+ student luv me!!
